Three little boys were looking for a summer job.<\/p>\n
Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell Bibles, so the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. He was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment, but hired him anyway.<\/p>\n
So after the first days of work, they all met back at the church. The preacher looked at the first boy and asked him, \u201cHow many bibles did you sell?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy stood up and said, \u201c35.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIs that all you sold?\u201d the preacher asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe looked at the second boy and asked him the same thing.<\/p>\n
The boy said, \u201c75.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s good,\u201d the preacher replied. He didn\u2019t want to ask the third boy but did. The boy with the speech impediment said, \u201cI-I-I s-s-sold 175.\u201d<\/p>\n
The preacher was amazed and asked the boy how he managed to sell all those Bibles.<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cI-I-I t-t-t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-t-t-them or I will r-r-read it to t-t-t-t-them.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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