Two drunks enter a hotel late at night.<\/p>\n
They approach the night-clerk, and one of them says, \u201cCould you please give us a bed with two rooms?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou mean a room with two beds?\u201d asks the clerk.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhatever, whatever you say.\u201d<\/p>\n
So they get a key and somehow to stumble upstairs to their room.<\/p>\n
After fumbling for ten minutes, they even manage to get their door open. As they stumble inside, the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness. They go forward slowly, and both fail on the bed closest to the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cAhh,\u201d says one, \u201cNow we can get some sleep at last.\u201d As they try to rearrange themselves, they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey! There\u2019s somebody in my bed!\u201d says one of them<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s somebody in my bed too!\u201d says the other.<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s get rid of them. We paid for this room and we\u2019re going to sleep in the beds!\u201d says the first.<\/p>\n
They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until eventually one of them throws the other on the floor.<\/p>\n
\u201cALL RIGHT!!\u201d he shouts, \u201cI\u2019ve thrown mind off the bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou are lucky,\u201d says other, \u201c I got thrown off and I\u2019m too tired to flight any more.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, never mind,\u201d says the first, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you just come and share my bed. Let\u2019s get some sleep round here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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