Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey!!\u201d he bellows, in his hoarse voice. \u201cI got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??\u201d<\/p>\n
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of them shrugs, \u201cI give up, what has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou and your friend!!\u201d the bum staggers away chuckling.<\/p>\n
The Polish guys look at each other and start laughing. \u201cThat was a funny riddle that bum told us\u201d, they say, \u201clet\u2019s go do it on someone.\u201d<\/p>\n
Laughing almost hysterically, they see two American guys. They come up to them and smile.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey guys!\u201d they laugh. \u201cWe got a riddle for you! What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T?\u201d<\/p>\n
The American guys shrug, waiting for the answer.<\/p>\n
The Polish guys chuckle again, and one of them says as he smirks \u201cMe and my friend!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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