There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn\u2019t come out.<\/p>\n
So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, \u201cBig chief, no fart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.<\/p>\n
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, \u201cBig chief, no fart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.<\/p>\n
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, \u201cBig chief, no fart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.<\/p>\n
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, \u201cBig chief, no fart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor gives him 1,000 cans of beans and says, \u201cIf this doesn\u2019t work then nothing will.\u201d<\/p>\n
The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.<\/p>\n
The doctor anxiously asked, \u201cWell, did it work?\u201d<\/p>\n
The messenger boy says, \u201cBig fart, no chief!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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