There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother\u2019s house every weekend.<\/p>\n
It took him 2 hours and he alway\u2019s made it by there by 2PM.<\/p>\n
One day he tried to make it in 1 hour.<\/p>\n
Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.<\/p>\n
The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d says the man in the corvette, \u201cI\u2019ve got a rope in the back and we\u2019ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says, \u201cOk!\u201d<\/p>\n
They take off and the driver yells back, \u201cJust yell beep beep if I\u2019m going to fast.\u201d<\/p>\n
No problem the man thinks.<\/p>\n
They come to an Intersection and a Ferrari pulls up, the man\u2019s eye\u2019s widen in fright.<\/p>\n
Sure enough, the light changes and they\u2019re off!<\/p>\n
Anyway, the guy made it to his brothers on time and the Vette lost.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, at the local police dept: \u201cHey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a Vette just lost me at over 120 mph on Main Street.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s so weird about that?\u201d asks the other cops.<\/p>\n
The first cop says, \u201cThere was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming beep beep and trying to pass!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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