{"id":5946,"date":"2025-04-08T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T08:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5946"},"modified":"2025-04-08T09:41:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-08T08:41:00","slug":"elephant-womb-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5946","title":{"rendered":"Elephant Womb\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.<\/p>\n<p>The first man said, \u201cI think it\u2019s WOOMB.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second replied, \u201cNo, it must be WOOOOMBH.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third said, \u201cYou both have it wrong \u2014 it\u2019s WOOM.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The fourth stated, \u201cNo, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, \u201cLook, you hayseeds, it\u2019s WOMB. That\u2019s it, that\u2019s all there is to it.\u201d Then she left.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, \u201cWell, I don\u2019t know. A slip of a girl like that, I don\u2019t see how she could know. I\u2019ll bet she\u2019s never even heard an elephant fart!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, \u201cI think it\u2019s WOOMB.\u201d The second replied, \u201cNo, it must be WOOOOMBH.\u201d The third said, \u201cYou both have it wrong \u2014 it\u2019s WOOM.\u201d The fourth stated, \u201cNo, it has to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5947,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5946\/revisions\/5947"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}