A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain.<\/p>\n
\u201cPlease doctor you\u2019ve got to help me. I\u2019ve been stung by a bee.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry;\u201d says the doctor, \u201cI\u2019ll put some cream on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, you don\u2019t understand!\u201d answers the doctor, \u201cI\u2019ll put some cream on the place you were stung.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh! It happened in the garden in back of my house.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no, no!\u201d says the doctor getting frustrated, \u201cI mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOn my finger!\u201d screamed the man in pain. \u201cThe bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhich one?\u201d the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. \u201cPlease doctor you\u2019ve got to help me. I\u2019ve been stung by a bee.\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t worry;\u201d says the doctor, \u201cI\u2019ll put some cream on it.\u201d \u201cYou will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.\u201d \u201cNo, you don\u2019t understand!\u201d answers the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5942,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941\/revisions\/5942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}