A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy.<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cHoney, I have some really great news for you!\u201d<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cGreat, tell me what you\u2019re so happy about!\u201d<\/p>\n
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!<\/p>\n
He kissed her and told her, \u201cThat\u2019s great! I couldn\u2019t be happier!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then, she said, \u201cOh, honey, there\u2019s more!\u201d<\/p>\n
He asked, \u201cWhat do you mean, \u2018more?’\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cWell, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!\u201d<\/p>\n
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cWell, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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