{"id":5912,"date":"2025-04-06T09:06:28","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T08:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5912"},"modified":"2025-04-06T09:06:28","modified_gmt":"2025-04-06T08:06:28","slug":"an-old-woman-is-riding-in-an-elevator-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5912","title":{"rendered":"An old woman is riding in an elevator."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. <\/p>\n<p>When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n<p>She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: \u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: \u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5913,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5912\/revisions\/5913"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}