An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.<\/p>\n
She said: \u201cYou use to hold my hand when we were courting.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.<\/p>\n
A few moments later she said: \u201cThen you use to kiss me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.<\/p>\n
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck\u201d<\/p>\n
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cTo get my teeth!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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