Once, a husband came home late after drinking. He rang the bell.<\/p>\n
Wife: “Where have you been this late? I’m not opening the door. You can sleep outside tonight.”
\nNearby, there was a well.<\/p>\n
Husband: “If you don’t open the door, I’ll jump into the well.”<\/p>\n
Wife: “Do whatever you want, I won’t open the door.”<\/p>\n
The husband picked up a big stone and threw it into the well. The wife quickly opened the door and rushed towards the well.<\/p>\n
The husband entered the house and locked the door.<\/p>\n
Wife: “Open the door, or I’ll shout and get people to gather here.”<\/p>\n
Husband: “Let them gather. I’ll ask you in front of them where you’re coming from so late, dressed like that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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