Brian confided in his best friend Mike, “The spark is gone from my marriage.”<\/p>\n
Mike suggested, “Why not spice things up and have an affair?”<\/p>\n
Brian hesitated, “But what if my wife finds out?”
\nMike replied, “It’s the modern era, Brian. Be honest with her!”<\/p>\n
So, Brian went home and said, “Honey, I think an affair might bring us closer together.”<\/p>\n
His wife responded, “Forget it. I’ve tried that before\u2014it never worked.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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