A husband and wife are in bed, getting cozy, when the wife suddenly pushes him away and says, \u201cActually, I don\u2019t feel like it tonight. Could you just hold me instead?\u201d
The husband, clearly frustrated, replies, \u201cWhat?! Why can\u2019t we ever just have some fun?\u201d
The wife responds, \u201cThis is so typical! You have no idea what it\u2019s like to be a woman. You just don\u2019t understand me!\u201d She then turns over and goes to sleep.
The next day, the husband feels bad and decides to make it up to her. He says, \u201cLet\u2019s go shopping. Pick out whatever you like!\u201d
They head to a high-end store, and the wife tries on several outfits. She struggles to choose, so the husband says, \u201cTake them all!\u201d She\u2019s thrilled and gives him a big hug.
Next, they stop by the jewelry section. She admires a pair of diamond earrings, but the husband says, \u201cLet\u2019s do better!\u201d He gets her a tennis bracelet worth twice as much.
Feeling like she\u2019s had the perfect day, they head to the cashier. But then the husband turns to the cashier and says, \u201cWe\u2019ve changed our minds. Could you put these back?\u201d
The wife, shocked, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d
The husband smiles and says, \u201cYou thought I was buying all this? No, I just wanted you to hold them for a while. Now you know how I felt last night!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A husband and wife are in bed, getting cozy, when the wife suddenly pushes him away and says, \u201cActually, I don\u2019t feel like it tonight. Could you just hold me instead?\u201dThe husband, clearly frustrated, replies, \u201cWhat?! Why can\u2019t we ever just have some fun?\u201dThe wife responds, \u201cThis is so typical! You have no idea what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5875,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5874\/revisions\/5875"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}