{"id":5872,"date":"2025-04-04T08:42:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T07:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5872"},"modified":"2025-04-04T08:42:30","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T07:42:30","slug":"jane-was-tired-of-her-husband-coming-home-drunk-and-decided-to-scare-him-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5872","title":{"rendered":"Jane was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfork.\u201cWho are you?\u201d he slurred.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cI\u2019m the devil,\u201d she answered<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cWell, come on home with me,\u201d he said. \u201cI married your sister.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight.One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfork.\u201cWho are you?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5873,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5872\/revisions\/5873"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}