A man escapes from prison after being locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house, looking for money and weapons, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the husband out of bed and ties him to a chair, then ties the wife to the bed. He gets close to her, but then gets up and goes into the bathroom.<\/p>\n
While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife:
“Listen, this guy\u2019s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He\u2019s probably been in jail for years and hasn\u2019t seen a woman in a long time. I saw how he was close to you. If he wants anything, just go along with it. We need to stay calm, he could be dangerous. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn\u2019t being close to me. He was just talking to me. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any lotion. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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