**Husband Writes a Note to His Wife About Their Love Life\u2014Her Reply Is Priceless!**
**Husband\u2019s Note:**<\/p>\n
\u201cThis past year, I\u2019ve tried to be romantic 365 times. It worked only 36 times, which is about once every 10 days. Here\u2019s why I think it didn\u2019t work more often:
– 54 times, the sheets were clean.
– 17 times, it was too late.
– 49 times, you were too tired.
– 20 times, it was too hot.
– 15 times, you pretended to be asleep.
– 22 times, you had a headache.
– 17 times, you didn\u2019t want to wake the baby.
– 12 times, it wasn\u2019t the right time of the month.
– 19 times, you had to get up early.
– 9 times, you said you weren\u2019t in the mood.
– 6 times, you were watching a show.
And when it did work, sometimes you just weren\u2019t into it!\u201d
**Wife\u2019s Reply:**
\u201cMy dear husband, I think you\u2019re forgetting a few things. Here\u2019s my side of the story:
– 5 times, you came home too tired to do anything.
– 36 times, you didn\u2019t come home at all!
– 33 times, you didn\u2019t even try.
– 38 times, you worked too late.
– 10 times, you got distracted by something else.
– 98 times, you chose to watch sports instead.
As for the times it did work, let\u2019s just say:
– If I didn\u2019t move, it wasn\u2019t because I wasn\u2019t enjoying it\u2014maybe I was just too comfy!
– And that \u2018crack in the ceiling\u2019 comment? I was only joking about redecorating!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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