A man was walking down the street when a scruffy-looking homeless guy asked him for a couple of bucks for dinner.<\/p>\n
The man pulled out his wallet and said, \u201cIf I give you this, will you spend it on beer instead of food?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, I gave up drinking years ago,\u201d the homeless man replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat about gambling?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNope, never gamble. Every penny counts just to survive.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay\u2026 will you spend it on golf instead?\u201d<\/p>\n
The homeless man laughed. \u201cAre you CRAZY? I haven\u2019t played golf in 20 years!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAlright, last question\u2014will you blow it on a woman instead of food?\u201d<\/p>\n
The homeless man scoffed. \u201cWhat could I even get for ten lousy bucks?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man smiled and said, \u201cWell, I\u2019m not giving you the money. Instead, I\u2019m taking you home for a huge homemade dinner from my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
The homeless man was shocked. \u201cWon\u2019t she be mad? I mean, I\u2019m dirty, I probably stink\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The man grinned. \u201cNah, she needs to see what happens to a man when he gives up beer, gambling, and golf.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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