A man took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game.<\/p>\n
They had amazing seats, sitting right behind their team\u2019s bench.<\/p>\n
After the game, he asked her, \u201cSo, what did you think of the experience?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I loved it!\u201d she said enthusiastically. \u201cThe tight pants and all those big muscles were great, but I just don\u2019t get why they were fighting so hard over 25 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n
Confused, he asked, \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d she explained, \u201cthey flipped a coin at the beginning, one team won it, and then all game long, they kept yelling, \u2018Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!\u2019 I mean, seriously? It\u2019s just a quarter!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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