A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules:<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll come and go as I please. I\u2019ll stay out late, I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, or out with the guys. I won\u2019t answer to anyone, and dinner should be ready unless I say I\u2019m not coming home. Got it?\u201d<\/p>\n
His new wife smiles sweetly and replies, \u201cOf course! Just one thing: every night at seven, there will be sex. Whether you\u2019re home or not.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband, a bit puzzled but still confident, grins and says, \u201cWell, that\u2019s certainly a surprise! I guess I\u2019ll be home by seven, then.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife winks. \u201cYou\u2019ll be home\u2026 or you\u2019ll be missing out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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