Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated. Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory.<\/p>\n
When he got home, he walked up to his mom and confidently said, \u201cMom, I know everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
His mom\u2019s eyes widened. She quickly hushed him and handed him $10, whispering, \u201cJust don\u2019t tell your father, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny thought to himself, This is amazing!<\/p>\n
An hour later, his dad came home from work. Johnny approached him and said, \u201cDad, I know everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
His dad froze for a moment, then pulled out his wallet and handed Johnny $100. \u201cKeep this between us and don\u2019t tell your mom,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
Johnny was thrilled. This was working better than he could have imagined!<\/p>\n
Just then, the mailman knocked on the door. Johnny opened it and greeted him with a mischievous grin. \u201cI know everything, mister,\u201d Johnny said.<\/p>\n
The mailman\u2019s face turned pale, his jaw dropped, and his eyes welled up with tears. After a moment, he said, \u201cWell then, Johnny\u2026 come give Daddy a hug.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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