He glances around the room before settling into a seat beside a strikingly beautiful woman.<\/p>\n
Giving her a brief look, he casually checks his watch.<\/p>\n
Noticing this, the woman raises an eyebrow and asks, \u201cExpecting someone?\u201d<\/p>\n
He smirks. \u201cNo, just testing out my new state-of-the-art watch\u2014courtesy of Q.\u201d<\/p>\n
Intrigued, she leans in slightly. \u201cOh? And what makes it so special?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically,\u201d he explains.<\/p>\n
She chuckles. \u201cReally? And what\u2019s it telling you now?\u201d<\/p>\n
He grins. \u201cIt says you\u2019re not wearing any panties.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman laughs and shakes her head. \u201cWell, your fancy gadget must be malfunctioning, because I definitely am.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bond taps the watch, frowning slightly. Then, with a sly smile, he mutters, **\u201cBloody thing\u2019s an hour fast.\u201d**<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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