An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out.<\/p>\n
Harold, always one to spark a conversation, says, \u201cYou alright, son? You look like your coffee spilled on your mortgage.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young guy sighs, \u201cHonestly, sir, life\u2019s just got me in a chokehold. Work, bills, deadlines\u2026 it\u2019s nonstop.\u201d<\/p>\n
Harold chuckles and says, \u201cAh, I remember that grind. Used to be a lot like you\u2014busy, tired, always chasing the next thing.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young guy looks at him and says, \u201cSo how\u2019d you get past it? How\u2019d you find peace?\u201d<\/p>\n
Harold smiles wide. \u201cSimple. I decided to stop worrying.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young guy raises an eyebrow. \u201cYou just\u2026 stopped?\u201d<\/p>\n
Harold nods. \u201cYep. One day, I said, \u2018That\u2019s it, Harold, from now on, you\u2019re hiring someone to worry for you.\u2019 So I did.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young guy laughs, \u201cYou hired someone to worry for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Harold proudly says, \u201cSure did. Found this fella named Joe. Told him, \u2018I\u2019ll pay you $100,000 a year to do all my worrying.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
The young guy is stunned. \u201cWait a second, you\u2019re paying him $100,000 a year? Where are you getting that kind of money?\u201d<\/p>\n
Harold grins, leans back, and says, \u201cThat\u2019s Joe\u2019s first worry.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out. Harold, always one to spark a conversation, says, \u201cYou alright, son? You look like your coffee spilled on your mortgage.\u201d The young guy sighs, \u201cHonestly, sir, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5798,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5797\/revisions\/5798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}