An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.<\/p>\n
The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, \u201cI want to withdraw \u00a310.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bank teller told him, \u201cFor withdrawals less than \u00a3100, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n
The elderly man then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller irritably told him, \u201cThese are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.\u201d She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.<\/p>\n
But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, \u201cPlease help me withdraw all my money.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir, you have \u00a380,000 in your account, and our bank doesn\u2019t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?\u201d<\/p>\n
The elderly man then asked, \u201cHow much am I able to withdraw now?\u201d The teller told him, \u201cAny amount up to \u00a35000.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw \u00a35000 from his account.<\/p>\n
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put \u00a310 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining \u00a34990 to her account.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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