A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon.<\/p>\n
When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow was the honeymoon, sweetheart?\u201d her mother asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!\u201d the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, dear?\u201d her mother asked, alarmed.<\/p>\n
\u201cMum, it\u2019s Sam,\u201d the bride sobbed. \u201cAs soon as we got back, he started using the most horrible language\u2014words I\u2019d never heard before! Awful, horrible four-letter words! You\u2019ve got to come and get me! Please, Mum!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her mother tried to calm her down. \u201cSarah, take a deep breath. It can\u2019t be that bad. What kind of four-letter words?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t say them, Mum,\u201d the bride wept. \u201cThey\u2019re so embarrassing! Please just come get me!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDarling, you need to tell me what he said. What could be so terrible?\u201d<\/p>\n
Through her tears, the bride finally confessed, \u201cMum, he said words like DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother. \u201cHow was the honeymoon, sweetheart?\u201d her mother asked. \u201cOh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!\u201d the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, dear?\u201d her mother asked, alarmed. \u201cMum, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5779,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778\/revisions\/5779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}