An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the \u2018seniors\u2019 special\u2019 included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat sounds good,\u201d said the wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly, I don\u2019t want the eggs,\u201d the husband added.<\/p>\n
The waitress frowned. \u201cIf you skip the eggs, it\u2019ll be $3.49 since you\u2019re ordering a la carte.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWait a minute,\u201d the wife said, surprised. \u201cYou\u2019re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cExactly,\u201d the waitress replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cFine, I\u2019ll take the special,\u201d the wife said with a sly smile.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow would you like your eggs?\u201d asked the waitress.<\/p>\n
\u201cRaw and in the shell,\u201d the wife answered.<\/p>\n
Later, she took the eggs home and baked a cake.<\/p>\n
**Moral of the Story:** Don\u2019t mess with seniors! \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the \u2018seniors\u2019 special\u2019 included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. \u201cThat sounds good,\u201d said the wife. \u201cOnly, I don\u2019t want the eggs,\u201d the husband added. The waitress frowned. \u201cIf you skip the eggs, it\u2019ll be $3.49 since you\u2019re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5760,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions\/5760"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}