Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. <\/p>\n
One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment.<\/p>\n
His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him.<\/p>\n
After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke:<\/p>\n
\u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking. Now that we\u2019re married, maybe it\u2019s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time at it, and you could probably sell your clubs for a good price.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tim froze, a horrified expression spreading across his face.<\/p>\n
Alarmed, she asked, \u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFor a moment there, you sounded just like my ex-wife,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
\u201cEx-wife?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cI didn\u2019t know you were married before!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI wasn\u2019t,\u201d Tim replied.<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment. His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him. After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke: \u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking. Now that we\u2019re married, maybe it\u2019s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5758,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5757\/revisions\/5758"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}