A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, sweetie?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cMom, I accidentally broke a flower pot while playing soccer in the living room,\u201d Timmy confessed.<\/p>\n
The mother sighed, trying to stay calm. \u201cTimmy, how many times have I told you not to play soccer in the house?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know, Mom,\u201d Timmy replied, \u201cbut it wasn\u2019t my fault. The ball just went flying!\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother looked at him and said, \u201cWell, accidents happen. But next time, you need to be more careful.\u201d<\/p>\n
Timmy nodded and ran off to play. A few minutes later, Timmy returned and said, \u201cMom, I have something to tell you, but promise you won\u2019t get mad.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother, suspicious but curious, said, \u201cAlright, I promise.\u201d<\/p>\n
Timmy took a deep breath and said, \u201cI also broke the window\u2026 but I learned a valuable lesson!\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother raised an eyebrow. \u201cAnd what lesson is that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Timmy smiled sheepishly and said, \u201cNext time, I\u2019m playing outside.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, sweetie?\u201d she asked. \u201cMom, I accidentally broke a flower pot while playing soccer in the living room,\u201d Timmy confessed. The mother sighed, trying to stay calm. \u201cTimmy, how many times have I told you not to play […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5749,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748\/revisions\/5749"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}