A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving his entire estate to his devoted wife. She was intelligent, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running. There was just one issue\u2014she didn\u2019t know the first thing about ranching.
Realizing she needed help, she placed an ad for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied: one was a heavy drinker, the other was gay. After much thought (and very few options), she decided to hire the gay cowboy, figuring he\u2019d be far less trouble than the drunk.
It turned out to be the best decision she could have made. The new ranch hand was hardworking, knowledgeable, and put in long hours. Under his care, the ranch thrived.
One evening, the widow said, \u201cYou\u2019ve done an incredible job. You should go into town and enjoy yourself.\u201d
He agreed and took off for a well-earned night out.
But as the clock ticked past one\u2026 then two\u2026 he still hadn\u2019t returned. Finally, at around two-thirty, he walked through the door\u2014only to find the widow sitting by the fireplace, sipping wine, waiting for him.
She motioned him closer and, in a soft voice, said, \u201cUnbutton my blouse.\u201d
Nervously, he did as she asked.
\u201cNow take off my boots.\u201d
He knelt down and pulled them off, one by one.
\u201cNow my socks.\u201d
He carefully removed them, placing them neatly beside the boots.
\u201cNow my skirt.\u201d
His hands trembled as he unfastened it, eyes locked on hers.
\u201cNow my bra.\u201d
He hesitated, then carefully slipped it off, letting it fall to the floor.
The widow took a slow sip of wine, locked eyes with him, and said\u2014
\u201cIf you ever wear my clothes into town again\u2026 you\u2019re fired.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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