{"id":5692,"date":"2025-03-27T05:23:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5692"},"modified":"2025-03-27T05:23:49","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:23:49","slug":"bob-a-65-year-old-extremely-wealthy-widower-strolls-into-the-country-club-with-a-stunning-25-year-old-woman-by-his-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5692","title":{"rendered":"Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side."},"content":{"rendered":"

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Bob\u2019s arm, hanging on his every word as if he\u2019s the most fascinating man in the world.<\/p>\n

His buddies at the club are in shock. They pull him aside and ask, \u201cBob, how\u2019d you land a girlfriend like that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bob grins and says, \u201cGirlfriend? She\u2019s my wife!\u201d<\/p>\n

His friends are floored but can\u2019t resist asking, \u201cHow on earth did you convince her to marry you?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bob leans in with a sly smile and says, \u201cI lied about my age.\u201d<\/p>\n

They nod knowingly. \u201cAh, you told her you were 50?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bob chuckles and replies, \u201cNope, I told her I was 90.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A Young Man Asked a Rich Old Man<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cWell, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last $10.<\/p>\n

I invested that $10 in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for $20.<\/p>\n

The next morning, I invested that $20 in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for $30 each.<\/p>\n

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I\u2019d accumulated a fair fortune for back then\u2026..<\/p>\n

Then my wife\u2019s father died and left us two $2 million dollars!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side. Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Bob\u2019s arm, hanging on his every word as if he\u2019s the most fascinating man in the world. His buddies at the club are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5693,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692\/revisions\/5693"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}