{"id":5686,"date":"2025-03-27T05:21:58","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5686"},"modified":"2025-03-27T05:21:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:21:58","slug":"one-day-in-morocco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5686","title":{"rendered":"One day in Morocco."},"content":{"rendered":"

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco.<\/h2>\n

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him: \u201cYou are driving me crazy Hameed!\u201d<\/p>\n

One day Hameed\u2019s mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks & even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback & withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!<\/p>\n

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her!<\/p>\n

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but eventually died!<\/p>\n

The doctor was shocked & was trying to work out what had gone wrong. When he turned around he saw that our friend Hameed, who was working as a cleaner in the clinic, had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his vacuum cleaner!<\/p>\n

Now, don\u2019t tell me you thought that Hameed had become a doctor?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The man looked a little worried<\/h2>\n

when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, to tell the truth, Doc, yes,\u201d answered the patient.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I\u2019m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I\u2019m going, or what it is I\u2019m going to do once I get there \u2014 if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone,\u00a0\u201cPay me in advance.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The man told his doctor that he wasn\u2019t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.<\/h2>\n

When the examination was complete, he said: \u201cNow, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, in plain English,\u201d the doctor replied,\u00a0\u201cyou\u2019re just lazy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cOkay,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

\u201cNow give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.\u201d<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

A blond becomes terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.<\/h2>\n

\u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor said, \u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde nodded\u2026 \u201cI\u2019ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d, asked the doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, from skipping everywhere.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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