{"id":5680,"date":"2025-03-27T05:20:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5680"},"modified":"2025-03-27T05:20:11","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T05:20:11","slug":"woman-brings-boyfriend-home-to-meet-her-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5680","title":{"rendered":"Woman Brings Boyfriend Home to Meet Her Parents."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A young woman brings home her fianc\u00e9 to meet her parents.<\/h2>\n<p>After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fianc\u00e9 to his study for a drink.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what are your plans?\u201d the father asks the young man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am a Torah scholar.\u201d He replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA Torah scholar. Hmmm,\u201d the father says. \u201cAdmirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she s accustomed to?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will study,\u201d the young man replies, \u201cand God will provide for us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will concentrate on my studies,\u201d the young man replies, \u201cGod will provide for us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd children?\u201d asks the father. \u201cHow will you support children?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon`t worry, sir, God will provide.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.<\/p>\n<p>Later, the mother asks, \u201cHow did it go, Honey?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father answer, \u201cHe has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I`m God.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2389 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png 597w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2-325x420.png 325w\" alt=\"\" width=\"597\" height=\"772\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>A guy goes to a girl\u2019s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.<\/h2>\n<p>She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks.<\/p>\n<p>As he\u2019s standing there alone, he lights a cigarette. After a while he notices a cute little vase on the mantle. He picks it up, and as he\u2019s looking at it, she walks back in.<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cOh, my father\u2019s ashes are in there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He turns beet red in horror and goes, \u201cOh God no\u2026. Oh!!! I just\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says,<strong>\u00a0\u201cYeah, he\u2019s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>A young man introduces his fiancee to his parents.<\/h2>\n<p>While they were having dinner the girl gently farts. Annoyed by the funny smell the father in law yells:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Rocky!!<\/p>\n<p>The girl is relieved that the future in-law blamed the dog from under her chair but after a few minutes she lets one more rip.<\/p>\n<p>The boy\u2019s father is getting nervous:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Rocky!! be careful now!!<\/p>\n<p>Worried no more the girl fires another one.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling exasperated, the boy\u2019s father yells:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2013 Rocky! Get out of there fast! She\u2019s gonna sh*t on you!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman brings home her fianc\u00e9 to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fianc\u00e9 to his study for a drink. \u201cSo what are your plans?\u201d the father asks the young man. \u201cI am a Torah scholar.\u201d He replies. \u201cA [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5681,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5680\/revisions\/5681"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}