{"id":5672,"date":"2025-03-26T09:15:43","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5672"},"modified":"2025-03-26T09:15:43","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:15:43","slug":"a-woman-was-nagging-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5672","title":{"rendered":"A woman was nagging her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A landscaper?!\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The next time the sink dripped, she asked him again, \u201cHoney, can you fix the faucet?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A Plumber?!\u201d<\/p>\n

Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, \u201cHoney, can you change the light bulb?\u201d<\/p>\n

His reply was, \u201cWhat am I? An electrician?!\u201d<\/p>\n

A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, and the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, \u201cHoney, what happened here?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife replies, \u201cYou know our new next-door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband says, \u201cHoney, how did you pay him?!\u201d \u201cOh, you know,\u201d the wife says, \u201che told me that I could either bake him a cake or s-l.e.e.p with him.\u201d<\/p>\n

Somewhat relieved the husband asks, \u201cWhew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife replies, \u201cWho do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Husband asks wife how many men she has been with<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling.<\/p>\n

Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, \u201cJust share it with me, it\u2019s okay. How many men have you been with?\u201d<\/p>\n

Still met with silence, the wife\u2019s eyes remain fixed above.<\/p>\n

Realizing his words may have caused discomfort, the husband apologizes: \u201cI\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

However, his wife remains silent.<\/p>\n

Feeling defeated, the husband concedes, saying, \u201cThat\u2019s alright, please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d<\/p>\n

Despite his attempts to comfort her, the woman does not respond.<\/p>\n

The husband determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.<\/p>\n

In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence.<\/p>\n

She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration.<\/p>\n

With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, \u201cOh, come on! You\u2019ve made me lose count!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A landscaper?!\u201d The next time the sink dripped, she asked him again, \u201cHoney, can you fix the faucet?\u201d The husband replied, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A Plumber?!\u201d Two days later, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5672"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5673,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5672\/revisions\/5673"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}