A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands,<\/p>\n
Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor.<\/p>\n
As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn\u2019t help but notice that Jay\u2019s wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.<\/p>\n
Later, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments.<\/p>\n
Kate followed him and asked, \u201cDo you like what you see?\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised by her boldness,<\/p>\n
Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cYou can have it, but it will cost you $5000.\u201d<\/p>\n
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.<\/p>\n
She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob doesn\u2019t, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.<\/p>\n
When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay\u2019s house to make love to Jay\u2019s wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $5000.00, they go to her bedroom and have a great time, just as Kate had promised.<\/p>\n
Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves. As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work.<\/p>\n
Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, \u201cDid Bob come by with my money?\u201d With a lump in her throat, his wife answered,<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, \u201cAnd did he give you $5000.00?\u201d<\/p>\n
In terror she assumed she\u2019d somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, yes, in fact he did give me a five thousand dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, Good, I was hoping so.<\/p>\n
Bob came by my office this last night and borrowed 5 thousand dollars from me.<\/p>\n
He promised me he\u2019d stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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