{"id":5668,"date":"2025-03-26T09:12:22","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5668"},"modified":"2025-03-26T09:12:22","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:12:22","slug":"my-7-year-old-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5668","title":{"rendered":"My 7 year old son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cErm, I don\u2019t know\u201d | replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMickey Mouse\u201d he replied laughing<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDonald Duck\u201d I replied<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, all ducks you silly\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: \u201cDad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?\u201d \u201cErm, I don\u2019t know\u201d | replied. \u201cMickey Mouse\u201d he replied laughing \u201cDad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?\u201d \u201cDonald Duck\u201d I replied \u201cNo, all ducks you silly\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5668"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5669,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668\/revisions\/5669"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}