{"id":5664,"date":"2025-03-26T09:05:09","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5664"},"modified":"2025-03-26T09:05:09","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T09:05:09","slug":"three-brothers-age-92-94-and-96-live-in-a-house-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5664","title":{"rendered":"Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together."},"content":{"rendered":"

Three brothers ages 92, 9,4, and 96 live in a house together.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.<\/p>\n

He yells down the stairs, \u201cWas I getting in or out of the bath?\u201d<\/p>\n

The 94-year-old yells, \u201cI don\u2019t know, I\u2019ll come up and see.\u201d<\/p>\n

He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, \u201cWas I going up the stairs or coming down?\u201d<\/p>\n

The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.<\/p>\n

He shakes his head and says, \u201cI sure hope I never get that forgetful.\u201d<\/p>\n

He knocks on wood for good luck.<\/p>\n

He then yells, \u201cI\u2019ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who\u2019s at the door.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Four Retired Old Men Are Walking Down A Street<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and saw a sign for Oldtimer\u2019s Bar \u2013 all drinks for 10 cents!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

They look at each other and then walk in because they think this is too good to be true.<\/p>\n

The old bartender says in a voice that crosses the room, \u201cCome on in and let me pour you one!\u201d What will it be, gentlemen? \u201d<\/p>\n

There seemed to be a fully stocked bar, so each man asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender served four iced Martinis\u2026 shaken, not stirred, and said, \u2018That\u2019ll be 10 cents each, please.\u2019<\/p>\n

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other, and they can\u2019t believe their good luck.<\/p>\n

They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.<\/p>\n

Again, four excellent martinis are produced and the bartender repeats, \u2018That\u2019s 40 cents, please..\u2019<\/p>\n

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.<\/p>\n

They have each had two Martini and have spent less than a dollar so far.<\/p>\n

Finally one of the men says, \u201cHow can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10 cents each?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m a retired tailor from Sydney,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cand I\u2019ve always wanted to own a bar.\u201d Last year, I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Each drink costs ten cents \u2013 it\u2019s all the same. \u201d<\/p>\n

Impressive!!!! That\u2019s quite a story,\u2019 says one of the men.<\/p>\n

The four of them sipped their Martini and couldn\u2019t help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn\u2019t have drinks in front of them and hadn\u2019t ordered anything all the time they were there.<\/p>\n

One man points to the seven at the end of the bar without drinking and asks the bartender, \u2018What\u2019s with them?\u2019<\/p>\n

The bartender says, \u201cOh, they\u2019re all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.\u2019<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Three brothers ages 92, 9,4, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, \u201cWas I getting in or out of the bath?\u201d The 94-year-old yells, \u201cI don\u2019t know, I\u2019ll come up and see.\u201d He starts up the stairs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5665,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5664\/revisions\/5665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}