{"id":5647,"date":"2025-03-25T11:06:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T11:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5647"},"modified":"2025-03-25T11:06:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T11:06:41","slug":"yugo-and-rolls-royce-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5647","title":{"rendered":"Yugo and Rolls Royce"},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.<\/h2>\n

The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, \u201cHey, buddy, that\u2019s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I\u2019ve got one in my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, \u201cYes I have a phone.\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of the Yugo says, \u201cCool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I\u2019ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, \u201cYes, I have a refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of the Yugo says, \u201cThat\u2019s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, \u201cOf course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!\u201d<\/p>\n

The driver of the Yugo says, \u201cVery cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.<\/p>\n

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo. When there wasn\u2019t any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.<\/p>\n

\u201cI now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,\u201d the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.<\/p>\n

The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said,\u00a0\u201cYou got me out of the shower for that?!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A blond had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.<\/h2>\n

Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy God!\u201d the trooper gasped. \u201cYour car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma\u2019am?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, officer, I\u2019m just fine.\u201d the blond chirped.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, how in the world did this happen?\u201d the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.<\/p>\n

\u201cOfficer, it was the strangest thing!\u201d the blond began.<\/p>\n

\u201cI was driving along this road when from out of nowhere<\/p>\n

this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree<\/p>\n

I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree<\/p>\n

I served to the right and there was another tree I swerved to the left and there was\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cUh, ma\u2019am?\u201d,\u00a0<\/strong>the officer said, cutting her off,\u00a0\u201cThere isn\u2019t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, \u201cHey, buddy, that\u2019s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I\u2019ve got one in my Yugo!\u201d The driver of Rolls looks […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5648,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions\/5648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}