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<\/p>\nHe got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.<\/p>\n
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.<\/p>\n
The man agreed and said to the car\u2026 \u201cCar, go and bring my children from school.\u201d<\/p>\n
The car went and didn\u2019t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.<\/p>\n
Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.<\/p>\n
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.<\/p>\n
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.<\/p>\n
The car parked right in front of them and said\u2026 \u201cThese are your children sir..!\u201d<\/p>\n
In the car were their Landlady\u2019s two daughters, his wife\u2019s best friend\u2019s daughter, his secretary\u2019s son and their neighbours two sons.<\/p>\n
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband: \u201cDon\u2019t tell me all these are your children!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man asked her calmly: \u201cFirst you tell me why our children are not in the car?\u201d<\/p>\n
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He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.<\/p>\n
The son says, \u201cI did some schoolwork.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the son.<\/p>\n
The son says, \u201cOk, Ok. I was at a friend\u2019s house watching movies.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad asks, \u201cWhat movie did you watch?\u201d<\/p>\n
Son says, \u201cToy Story.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the son.<\/p>\n
Son says, \u201cOk, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad says, \u201cWhat? At your age I didn\u2019t even know what dirty movies were.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the father.<\/p>\n
Mom laughs and says, \u201cWell, he certainly is your son.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the mother.<\/p>\n
Robot for sale.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5633,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5632\/revisions\/5633"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}