{"id":5626,"date":"2025-03-24T09:23:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5626"},"modified":"2025-03-24T09:23:29","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:23:29","slug":"a-man-gets-fired-from-job-at-walmart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5626","title":{"rendered":"A Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart"},"content":{"rendered":"

After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them through the entrance.<\/p>\n

I said pleasantly, \u201cGood morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, \u201cDamn no, they\u2019re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they\u2019re twins? Are you blind or stupid?\u201d<\/p>\n

So I said, \u201cI\u2019m not blind or stupid, Ma\u2019am, I just couldn\u2019t believe someone s-lept with you twice. Have a nice day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart.\u201d<\/p>\n

My supervisor said I probably wasn\u2019t cut out for this line of work.<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs your mother home?\u201d the salesman asked the small boy.<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, she\u2019s home,\u201d the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.<\/p>\n

The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again.<\/p>\n

Still, no one came to the door.<\/p>\n

Turning to the boy, the fellow said, \u201cI thought you said your mother was home?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The kid replied, \u201cShe is, but this isn\u2019t where I live.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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