{"id":5622,"date":"2025-03-24T09:22:05","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5622"},"modified":"2025-03-24T09:22:05","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:22:05","slug":"an-old-woman-is-riding-in-an-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5622","title":{"rendered":"An old woman is riding in an elevator."},"content":{"rendered":"

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n

When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d<\/p>\n

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: \u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n

Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: \u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

An Old Woman Received A Friend Request.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Yesterday I received a friend request from an attractive young man, about 19-20 years old.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want to be my FB friend.<\/p>\n

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
\nHe called me beautiful. He asked my age.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not a liar so I told him and reminded him that I\u2019m quite a bit his senior.<\/p>\n

And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain\u2019t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about \u2018adult things\u2019.<\/p>\n

I said okay.<\/p>\n

Then he said, \u201cThank you, baby, you start.\u201d<\/p>\n

So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.<\/p>\n

My back acts up when it is cold outside.<\/p>\n

I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn\u2019t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.<\/p>\n

And of course, I told him about the laxatives. I can\u2019t forget that.<\/p>\n

I also did not forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.<\/p>\n

I was as honest as I could be about \u2018ADULT THINGS\u2019 but I don\u2019t understand why he blocked me!<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.\u00a0 When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5622"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5623,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5622\/revisions\/5623"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}