{"id":5610,"date":"2025-03-23T07:38:59","date_gmt":"2025-03-23T07:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5610"},"modified":"2025-03-23T07:38:59","modified_gmt":"2025-03-23T07:38:59","slug":"a-man-was-sitting-on-the-edge-of-the-bed-watching-his-wife-as-she-admired-herself-in-the-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5610","title":{"rendered":"A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

With her birthday just around the corner, he asked what she\u2019d like as a gift.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019d like to be eight again,\u201d she replied, still gazing at her reflection.<\/p>\n

On the morning of her birthday, he got up early, made her a big bowl of Coco Pops, and whisked her off to Adventure World theme park. What a day it was! He took her on every ride\u2014the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster\u2014everything!<\/p>\n

Five hours later, they stumbled out of the park, her head spinning and stomach churning. Next, he treated her to McDonald\u2019s, ordering a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. To top it off, they went to the movies, complete with popcorn, soda, and her favorite candy, M&M\u2019s.<\/p>\n

Finally, they made it home, and she collapsed into bed, utterly exhausted. With a big smile, her husband leaned over and asked, \u201cWell, dear, what was it like being eight again?\u201d<\/p>\n

Her eyes opened slowly, and her expression changed. \u201cI meant my dress size, you idiot!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A married couple was driving from Key West to Boston.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A married couple was driving from Key West to Boston.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

They stopped for a rest after traveling for nearly twenty-four hours because they were too exhausted to go on.<\/p>\n

They made a stop at a pleasant hotel, checked into a room, and only intended to stay there for four hours before continuing on their journey.<\/p>\n

Four hours later, when they checked out, the desk clerk gave them a $350 bill.<\/p>\n

The man erupts, demanding to know why the fee is so excessive.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a nice hotel, he tells the clerk, but the rooms are not worth $350.<\/p>\n

The man demands to speak with the manager after the clerk informs him that $350 is the standard rate.<\/p>\n

The manager shows up, pays attention to what the man has to say, and then informs him that the husband and wife are welcome to use the hotel\u2019s enormous conference center and Olympic-sized pool.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut we didn\u2019t use them,\u201d the man complains. \u201cWell, they are here, and you could have,\u201d explains the manager.<\/p>\n

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here,\u201d the manager says.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut we didn\u2019t go to any of those shows,\u201d complains the man again.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, we have them, and you could have,\u201d the manager replies.<\/p>\n

No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, \u201cBut we didn\u2019t use it!\u201d<\/p>\n

The manager is unmoved, and eventually, the man gives up and agrees to pay.<\/p>\n

He writes a check and gives it to the manager.<\/p>\n

The manager is surprised when he looks at the check.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut sir,\u201d he says, \u201cthis check is only made out for $100.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right,\u201d says the man. \u201cI charged you $250 for s.leeping with my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut I didn\u2019t!\u201d exclaims the manager.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d the man replies, \u201cshe was here, and you could have.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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