{"id":5593,"date":"2025-03-21T15:37:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T15:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5593"},"modified":"2025-03-21T15:37:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T15:37:14","slug":"dont-mess-with-seniors-theyve-seen-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5593","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Mess with Seniors\u2014They\u2019ve Seen It All!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t Mess with Seniors\u2014They\u2019ve Seen It All!<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Two young businessmen in Florida were taking a break in their soon-to-open store at the mall. The place was still empty, with just a few shelves and display racks set up.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>One of them chuckled and said, &#8220;I bet any second now, some old-timer is gonna walk by, press his face against the window, and ask what we\u2019re selling.&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Sure enough, moments later, a senior gentleman strolled up, peered through the glass, and knocked. Then, in a loud voice, he asked, &#8220;What are y\u2019all sellin\u2019 here?&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>One of the young men, feeling a little cheeky, replied sarcastically, &#8220;We\u2019re selling ass-holes.&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Without missing a beat, the old man shot back, &#8220;Well, business must be good\u2014you\u2019ve only got two left!&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Lesson learned: never underestimate a senior!\u00a0<span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x168nmei x13lgxp2 x5pf9jr xo71vjh\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td4\/1\/16\/1f606.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude06\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t Mess with Seniors\u2014They\u2019ve Seen It All!Two young businessmen in Florida were taking a break in their soon-to-open store at the mall. The place was still empty, with just a few shelves and display racks set up.One of them chuckled and said, &#8220;I bet any second now, some old-timer is gonna walk by, press his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5594,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5593\/revisions\/5594"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}