Four buddies went on a deer hunting trip and had to bunk two to a room. The problem? Nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl\u2014his snoring was legendary. They decided it wasn\u2019t fair to make just one guy suffer the whole trip, so they agreed to take turns.
The first night, the unlucky draw went to Jim. The next morning, he staggered into breakfast looking like he\u2019d spent the night wrestling a bear\u2014hair wild, eyes bloodshot, hands shaking.
\u201cMan, what happened to you?\u201d the others asked.
\u201cDaryl snores so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night,\u201d Jim groaned.
The second night, it was Mike\u2019s turn. By morning, he stumbled into breakfast looking even worse\u2014like he\u2019d aged ten years overnight.
\u201cDude, you okay?\u201d the others asked, concerned.
\u201cMan, that guy shakes the walls! I didn\u2019t sleep a second\u2014I just sat up and watched him all night.\u201d
Then came Frank\u2019s turn. Frank was a big, burly ex-football player\u2014tough as nails, scared of nothing. The next morning, he strolled into breakfast looking fresh as a daisy, whistling a happy tune.
The others gawked at him. \u201cWait\u2026 what happened?! How are you so rested?\u201d
Frank grinned. \u201cWell, we got ready for bed, I tucked Daryl in nice and snug, patted his butt, and gave him a little goodnight kiss.\u201d
He paused for effect.
\u201cDaryl sat up and watched me all night.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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