{"id":5564,"date":"2025-03-20T12:47:47","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5564"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:47:47","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:47:47","slug":"two-guys-from-michigan-wake-up-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5564","title":{"rendered":"Two guys from Michigan wake up in hell"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two guys from Michigan d.ie and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens, and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The devil asks them, \u201cWhat are you doing? Isn\u2019t it hot enough for you?\u201d<\/p>\n

The two guys reply, \u201cWell, you know, we\u2019re from Michigan, the land of ice, snow, and cold. We\u2019re just happy for a chance to warm up a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n

The devil decides that these two aren\u2019t miserable enough and raises the heat. The next morning, he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in their parkas, mittens, and hats.<\/p>\n

The devil asks them again, \u201cIt\u2019s hot down here, can\u2019t you guys feel that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Again, the guys reply, \u201cWell, like we told you yesterday, we\u2019re from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We\u2019re just happy to warm up a little bit, you know.\u201d<\/p>\n

The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.<\/p>\n

The devil is astonished. \u201cEveryone down here is in abject misery, and you seem to be enjoying yourselves.\u201d<\/p>\n

The two Michiganders reply, \u201cWell, ya know, we don\u2019t get too much warm weather up there in Michigan, we\u2019ve just got to have a cookout when the weather is this nice.\u201d<\/p>\n

The devil is furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with an answer. These two love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. He decides to turn all the heat in hell off.<\/p>\n

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and the people are shivering so badly, that they are unable to wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Michiganders. He finds them back in their parkas, mittens, and hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.<\/p>\n

The devil was dumbfounded. \u201cI don\u2019t understand. When I turn the heat up, you\u2019re happy. Now it\u2019s cold, and you\u2019re happy. What is wrong with you two?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Michiganders look at the devil in surprise. \u201cWell, don\u2019t ya know \u2013 if hell froze over, that must mean. The Lions won the Super Bowl!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Two ladies swap \u2018How I D.ied\u2019 stories in heaven<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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Here\u2019s how it went:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!<\/p>\n

2nd woman: Hi! I\u2019m Sylvia. How\u2019d you d.ie?<\/p>\n

1st woman: I froze to death.<\/p>\n

2nd woman: How horrible!<\/p>\n

1st woman: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally d.ied a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I\u2026 d.ied of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started looking all over the house. I ran into the attic, searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and d.ied.<\/p>\n

1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2014we\u2019d both still be alive!<\/p>\n

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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