{"id":5560,"date":"2025-03-20T12:46:17","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5560"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:46:17","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:46:17","slug":"a-50-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5560","title":{"rendered":"A 50-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim"},"content":{"rendered":"

A 50-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d<\/p>\n

The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u201d If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n

And because I don\u2019t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! \u201d<\/p>\n

A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, \u201cNow tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cI don\u2019t have to get into the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife refused to relent, \u201cNo, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cThen you\u2019re surely going to drown\u2026 because I don\u2019t know how to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n

He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.<\/p>\n

An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n

Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.<\/p>\n

15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.<\/p>\n

She says yes \u201dDOG.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.\u201d<\/p>\n

She says \u201cCAT.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n

She says, \u201dthere\u2019s no F in Broccoli.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201cMadam, I\u2019ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 50-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual. Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u201d If your mom and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5561,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions\/5561"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}