{"id":5558,"date":"2025-03-20T12:45:36","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5558"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:45:36","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:45:36","slug":"after-60-years-together-the-couples-three-kids-all-successful-agreed-to-a-sunday-dinner-in-their-honor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5558","title":{"rendered":"After 60 years together, the couple\u2019s three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor."},"content":{"rendered":"

After 60 years together, the couple\u2019s three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cHappy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,\u201d gushed Son No. 1. \u201cSorry I\u2019m running late. I had an emergency with a patient at the hospital, you know how it is, and I didn\u2019t have time to get you a gift.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot to worry,\u201d said the father. \u201cThe important thing is that we\u2019re all together today.\u201d
\nSon No. 2 arrived. \u201cYou and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from LA between depositions and didn\u2019t have time to shop for you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s nothing,\u201d said the father. \u201cWe\u2019re glad you were able to come.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just then, the daughter arrived. \u201cHello, and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town, and I was really busy packing, so I didn\u2019t have time to get you anything.\u201d<\/p>\n

After they had finished dessert, the father said, \u201cThere\u2019s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college. Through the years, your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.\u201d<\/p>\n

The three children gasped and said almost in unison, \u201cWHAT? You mean we\u2019re b.astards?\u201d
\n\u201cYep,\u201d said the father. \u201cCheap ones, too.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

An old married couple went camping.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

An old married couple were going camping.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.<\/p>\n

In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, \u201cLook at the stars and tell me what you see.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cI see millions and millions of stars.\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife said, \u201cAnd what do you make of that?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cWell if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it\u2019s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a slight pause before the wife said: \u201cNo honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After 60 years together, the couple\u2019s three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. \u201cHappy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,\u201d gushed Son No. 1. \u201cSorry I\u2019m running late. I had an emergency with a patient at the hospital, you know how it is, and I didn\u2019t have time to get you a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5559,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5558\/revisions\/5559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}