{"id":5550,"date":"2025-03-20T12:42:07","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5550"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:42:07","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:42:07","slug":"a-wife-had-been-asking-her-husband-to-fix-a-few-things-around-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5550","title":{"rendered":"A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house"},"content":{"rendered":"

A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, \u201cHoney, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The husband, looking frustrated, replied, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A landscaper?\u201d<\/p>\n

The next day, the sink started dripping, and she asked him, \u201cThe faucet\u2019s leaking, can you fix it?\u201d<\/p>\n

His reply, rolling his eyes, was, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A plumber?\u201d<\/p>\n

Two days later, the light bulb went out in the kitchen. She sighed and asked, \u201cHoney, can you change this light bulb?\u201d<\/p>\n

He threw up his hands and grumbled, \u201cWhat am I, an electrician?\u201d<\/p>\n

Days later, the husband came home from work to find the lawn mowed, the faucet repaired, and the light bulb replaced. Surprised, he asked, \u201cWhat happened here?\u201d<\/p>\n

His wife, smiling, replied, \u201cWell, our new neighbor came over and took care of everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

Curious, he asked, \u201cHow did you pay him?\u201d<\/p>\n

She shrugged. \u201cHe gave me two options: bake him a cake or s.l.eep with him.\u201d<\/p>\n

Relieved, the husband asked, \u201cOkay, so what kind of cake did you bake him?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife smirked. \u201cWhat do you think I am, Betty Crocker?\u201d<\/p>\n

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A newly wed couple were talking<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A newlywed couple were talking.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Husband: \u201cHow many boyfriends did you have before marrying me?\u201d<\/p>\n

When his wife wasn\u2019t answering, he said: \u201cDon\u2019t want to tell?\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cI\u2019m still counting!!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!<\/p>\n

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A newly married couple moves into their new house.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, \u201cHoney, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband says, \u201cWhat do I look like, Mr. Plumber?\u201d<\/p>\n

A few days pass, and he comes home from work, his wife says, \u201cHoney, the car won\u2019t start. I think a new battery is needed. Could you change it for me? \u201d<\/p>\n

He says, \u201cWhat do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?\u201d<\/p>\n

Another few days go by, and it\u2019s raining pretty hard.<\/p>\n

The wife finds a leak in the roof.<\/p>\n

She says, \u201cHoney, there\u2019s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?\u201d<\/p>\n

He says, \u201cWhat do I look like, Bob Vila?\u201d<\/p>\n

The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed.<\/p>\n

So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n

\u201cGreat! How much is that going to cost me?\u201d he snarls.<\/p>\n

The wife says, \u201cNothing. He said he\u2019d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cUh, well, what kind of cake did you make?\u201d asks the husband.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do I look like,\u201d she says, \u201cBetty Crocker?\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, \u201cHoney, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?\u201d The husband, looking frustrated, replied, \u201cWhat do I look like to you? A landscaper?\u201d The next day, the sink started dripping, and she asked him, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5551,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5550\/revisions\/5551"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}