{"id":5545,"date":"2025-03-20T12:40:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5545"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:40:49","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:40:49","slug":"a-drunken-man-walks-into-a-coffee-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5545","title":{"rendered":"A drunken man walks into a coffee shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sir. We don\u2019t.\u201d Said the coffee shop owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo ok,\u201d the drunk man said.<\/p>\n<p>Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d he asks again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sir. We don\u2019t. I told you before.\u201d Said the owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I am sorry,\u201d said the drunken man as he waddled off.<\/p>\n<p>He comes again 20 minutes later.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, I told you before. We do not have any iced coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow, ok then. You don\u2019t have to tell me twice!\u201d exclaims the drunkard and leaves.<\/p>\n<p>This time, the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d he inquires.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy ye,s sir, we do!\u201d says the owner with a smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUgh, could you heat a cup for me then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-71355 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef-640x335.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/icef-681x357.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>As he does so, a loud voice from above says, \u201cThere are no fish down there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looks around, shocked, but sees no one.<\/p>\n<p>He packs up staggers to another spot and starts working on a new hole.<\/p>\n<p>Again he hears the booming voice, \u201cThere\u2019s no fish there!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s no fish there!\u201d it booms.<\/p>\n<p>He looks up nervously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGod? Is that\u2026 you?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, it\u2019s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out you drunk fool!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop. \u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d \u201cNo, sir. We don\u2019t.\u201d Said the coffee shop owner. \u201cSo ok,\u201d the drunk man said. Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later. \u201cDo you have iced coffee?\u201d he asks again. \u201cNo, sir. We don\u2019t. I told you before.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5546,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545\/revisions\/5546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}