{"id":5543,"date":"2025-03-20T12:40:09","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5543"},"modified":"2025-03-20T12:40:09","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T12:40:09","slug":"tough-decisions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5543","title":{"rendered":"Tough Decisions."},"content":{"rendered":"

A driver visiting a big city for the first time stopped at a red light.<\/h2>\n

But when the light turned green, he stayed where he was.<\/p>\n

After the light changed several more times and he still didn\u2019t move, a traffic cop ran over and inquired politely, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong? Don\u2019t we have any colors you like?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center<\/h2>\n

and was asked to make a sentence using the words\u00a0Yellow<\/a>, Pink, and\u00a0Green<\/a>.<\/p>\n

After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was,\u00a0\u201cWhen the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

She got the job.<\/p>\n

Two blondes are working at a warehouse.<\/h2>\n

One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: \u201cWatch this, I\u2019m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.\u201d<\/p>\n

She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling \u201cI\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB!!\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!\u201d shouts the boss.<\/p>\n

The second blonde picks up her toolbag and heads towards the door. \u201cWhere in the HELL do you think you\u2019re going??\u201d the boss exclaims.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I can\u2019t work in the dark!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Father O\u2019Flannagan dies due to old age.<\/h2>\n

Upon entering St. Peter\u2019s gate, there is another man in front of him in the queue waiting to go into heaven.<\/p>\n

St. Peter asks the man, \u201cWhat is your name what did you accomplish during your life?\u201d.<\/p>\n

The man responds \u201cMy name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York city taxi driver for 14 years\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well,\u201d says St. Peter, \u201cHere is your silk robe and golden scepter, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.\u201d<\/p>\n

St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks \u201cWhat is your name and what did you accomplish?\u201d<\/p>\n

He responds, \u201cI\u2019m Father O\u2019Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well,\u201d says St. Peter, \u201cHere is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWait a minute,\u201d says O\u2019Flannagan, \u201cYou gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d St. Peter replied,\u00a0\u201cWe work on a performance scale. While you preached, everyone slept, but when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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