{"id":5516,"date":"2025-03-19T06:18:20","date_gmt":"2025-03-19T06:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5516"},"modified":"2025-03-19T06:18:20","modified_gmt":"2025-03-19T06:18:20","slug":"the-teacher-asked-little-johnny-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5516","title":{"rendered":"The teacher asked little Johnny a question\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

The teacher asked little Johnny a question\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cSeven!\u201d<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cNo, no, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/p>\n

The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cCome on, Johnny, you\u2019re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cSix.\u201d<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cGood. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cSeven!\u201d<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cJohnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cBecause I\u2019ve already got a freaking cat!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Little Johnny learns to spell the word \u201cElephant\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cLittle Johnny, how do you spell \u201celephant\u201d?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Little Johnny: \u201cE-L-E-F-A-N-T\u201d<\/p>\n

Teacher: \u201cNo Johnny, that is incorrect.\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny: \u201cMaybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The teacher was asking the end of the day question<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.<\/p>\n

Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.<\/p>\n

So he painted two black marbles and rolled them to the teacher\u2019s feet.<\/p>\n

Suddenly she Shouted out, \u201cWho\u2019s the comedian with the black balls?\u201d.<\/p>\n

Johnny shouted out, \u201cBill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The teacher asked little Johnny a question\u2026 Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven!\u201d Teacher: \u201cNo, no, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5517,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5516\/revisions\/5517"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}