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<\/p>\nAfter a round, showering, and getting changed for the 19th hole.<\/p>\n
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.<\/p>\n
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:<\/p>\n
(H \u2013 Husband, W \u2013 Wife)<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It\u2019s gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,000.\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cAh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I liked. It\u2019s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,65,000\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price I want it with all the options.\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $14,50,000 \u2014 a magnificent price\u2026 and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026 Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! You\u2019re the best Husband in the world. I love you!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026 I love you too\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The man hangs up & closes the phone\u2019s flap.<\/p>\n
The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.<\/p>\n
The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks: \u201cDoes anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to \u2026 ???\u201d<\/p>\n
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Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.<\/p>\n
Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0What? Definitely not!<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Why not? Don\u2019t you like being married?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Well, of course, I do.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Then why wouldn\u2019t you remarry?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Okay, okay, I\u2019d get married again.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0You would? (with a hurt look)<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0(makes audible groan)<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you live in our house?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Sure, it\u2019s a great house.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you sle*p with her in our bed?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Where else would we sle*p?<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you let her drive my car?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Probably, it\u2019s almost new.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you replace my pictures with hers?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0That would seem like the proper thing to do.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you give her my jewelry?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0No, I\u2019m sure she\u2019d want her own.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would you take her golfing with you?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Sure, golfing together is always fun.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0Would she use my clubs?<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Of course not, she\u2019s left-handed.<\/p>\n Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2014 silence \u2014<\/p>\n Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0Sh*t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Several men are sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering, and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H \u2013 Husband, W \u2013 Wife) H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5483,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5482\/revisions\/5483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}